tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36240614103802456202011-10-07T12:17:19.744-07:00All my shit is getting moved to Upsettingabstraction.com Things are gonna be rough for a week or so. deal with it assholes.Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.comBlogger181100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-89048071117165235882007-03-11T14:48:00.000-07:002007-03-11T14:55:58.972-07:00

There is really no reason for you to be here anymore. Nothing new will ever be put here.....ever.You're just wasting your time, so update your damn bookmarks and RSS already. The blogger site has gone away. I bought a domain, I paid for hosting, and I want to make the most of it, so make sure youCHECK OUT THE NEW WEBSITEUpdate your shit and never return here, lest ye be smote. Or something

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com39tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-25823302188782495902007-03-06T16:12:00.000-08:002008-11-12T20:23:51.059-08:00

The website, that is.I realize that its just a matter of days before this explodes in popularity and im getting thousands of readers a day. I reckon that I should move this to someplace a little more stable than blogger before that happens. That way I can get more control over my content, and do....well, anything I want. I should have everything set up within a week. All old posts will redirect

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-56466853767333298632007-03-05T18:48:00.000-08:002007-03-05T19:14:49.040-08:00

I was doing a job at a gas station the other day and I swear I've never seen so many people talking at their cell phones before. The incessant "BEEDLEBEEP" was obnoxious. Why do you people use that shit? I thought the whole idea behind Push to talk was that they will cut you some slack on your telephone costs in exchange for you:giving up call privacy, giving up some audio fidelity and talking

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-91082315962340961132007-03-05T11:13:00.001-08:002007-03-05T18:02:18.982-08:00

For the zune to suck any more, it would legally have to be elected to congress.I'll be the first to admit that the zune or its 'community' isn't nearly as annoying as apple and its feverishly rabid group of followers. But then again, the Zune community consists of 14 people.What never ceases to amaze me is how Microsoft can do its damnedest to create a shitty product, but through sheer brute

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-41208779728757521332007-03-04T16:02:00.000-08:002008-11-12T20:23:51.466-08:00

I was reading some hippie bullshit the other day and I came across some bleeding heart garbage about 'saving the polar bears'. "OOOOh global warming is destroying the natural habitat of god's greatest creatures". Polar bears suck, can't you people see that? What the hell do they do for us? NOTHING because they live way the hell up in Antarctica or Canada or something. nobody really knows where

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-49407319682966023822007-03-01T22:06:00.001-08:002007-03-03T11:03:10.682-08:00

A) A shotgun blast to the face!So Apple has this Itunes music store, where they sell music to any idiot who will pay for it. This music is locked to this user's computer. Its illegal to try to re-sell this music. Its illegal to use this music on any device than the ipod. Now, I'm not singling apple out here, all music stores fuck you equally hard. But France has basically said "fix this crazy

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-78353140823342890622007-03-01T15:29:00.000-08:002008-11-12T20:23:51.812-08:00

So I was in class a week or so ago, Just trying to make it through this last semester without killing someone or something. I had just finished drawing this incredible mutated bird with crab's claws on my notebook when it occurred to me that a person's mental capacity is often inversely proportional to how much they show it.You see, as I was finishing the feet and trying to figure out how to draw

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-84441606197280239122007-02-28T19:55:00.000-08:002008-11-12T20:23:52.007-08:00

UPDATE: It turns out DIGG is sensationalist garbage and these asshats wouldn't know the difference between state and federal if it bit them on the cock. Needless to say, this is a proposed state law, not federal.Well hell. While were banning trans fats and light bulbs and everything else, lets ban radar detectors. atleast thats the plan of one Floridian senator (Republican, naturally). This

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-79413848143215409992007-02-26T18:26:00.000-08:002008-11-12T20:23:52.583-08:00

Let me preface this by saying that I have a tendency to get bored and do things 'just for the hell of it'. This is one of those things. Let me also say that most of the things I start, I never finish. Fortunately, this was not one of them.So I was sitting in my room with some friends strumming on my guitar and I realized just how cool everything looked under a blacklight (I wasn't high......

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-19904918109670097952007-02-25T14:32:00.000-08:002007-02-25T15:04:56.501-08:00

Gizmodo is declaring the month of march "boycott RIAA month". WOOO!The whole idea behind the boycott is that if you stop being fucking worthless consumers for a month, things will miraculously get better. This is, of course, a logical fallacy. How about instead of practically fellating yourselves because you were able to stave off this incessant consumerism for 30 days, you just do what you feel

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-20952235444337045292007-02-23T22:34:00.000-08:002007-02-23T23:15:12.028-08:00

Well, It looks like I wont have to bother baning light bulbs because people are actually doing it. On a side note, what the hell is wrong with Australia? How could a nation founded by criminals think that criminalizing the light bulb is a good idea? I was reading an article about it on treehugger, and thats when I realized that these environmentalist types are just batshit loony. If the other

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-54010440015250106582007-02-22T20:28:00.000-08:002007-02-22T20:44:41.375-08:00

Could a computer virus save whats left of our free society? no....probably not. But a computer virus could be a hefty wrench in the proverbial gears of this onslaught of corporate funded and government backed legislation that is currently destroying the technology field.The current implementation of intellectual property law caters exclusively to the rich. Fair use and public domain have been

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-82308907575247236322007-02-22T18:35:00.000-08:002007-02-22T18:50:38.048-08:00

China is one fucked up country. Sometimes I think we should've invaded them instead of Iraq.To the apparently weak and powerless Chinese citizens: You outnumber your overlords by many orders of magnitude. Rise up and chop some heads already. You deserve whatever you bring upon yourselves. Electroshock therapy for China's "Internet addicts" The Chinese government is imprisoning

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-43767910917876437472007-02-21T20:25:00.000-08:002007-02-21T20:54:22.552-08:00

And fuck every single last one of you supporters. You all fail at America.The members of the supreme court who voted on the side of the feds in the Gonzales v. Raich decision should take a long hard look at their lives and deeply ponder what benefit, if any, they bring to the American people. If there were a merciful GOD up there, these bastards would have everything from glaucoma to AIDS. Then

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-19903895653857132652007-02-20T17:06:00.000-08:002008-11-12T20:23:52.742-08:00

What the fuck is sony good for anyway?Are their products really worth anything anymore?Everything from sony is an overpriced, under performing, DRM crippled piece of cow shit.They've been skating by on name alone for far too long, and they seem oblivious as to the magnitude of their worthlessness. Like the ugly fat chick with a huge ego who wears a tube top and skin tight bicycle shorts and

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-1772852266964155262007-02-19T13:11:00.000-08:002007-02-19T13:31:36.098-08:00

The founding fathers were douchebags. They cared little about freeing Americans from tyranny, they only cared about removing British tyranny and installing their own brand. Fucking sick bastards did a whole bunch of fucking nothing for us. These "great Americans" we hear so fucking much about were just egomaniacal power hungry assholes, filling simple peoples' minds with garbage about 'freedom',

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-7886633528249809422007-02-18T16:33:00.000-08:002008-11-12T20:23:53.182-08:00

Yes. Im going to get light bulbs banned and I'm going to use my favorite national travesty to accomplish this - the war on drugs.Now hear me out. This nation has a problem with amphetamine usage, specifically methamphetamine. We obviously need to keep this dangerous substance out of the hands of children. and of course, we need to keep meth paraphernalia out of the hands of children as well. You

Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13903957747049980189noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3624061410380245620.post-56303834747894838172007-02-17T13:27:00.000-08:002007-02-18T16:38:01.151-08:00

and of course by "love" i mean "pray for"For as long as I can remember, our government has been working as hard as they possibly can to restrict our dwindling freedoms and otherwise ban....well, just about anything that doesnt directly support corporate profits.They decided it would be fun to ban alcohol in the 30's, but thank god americans back then still had a fucking spine. Then came the war

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