Sunday, March 4, 2007

Fuck polar bears

I was reading some hippie bullshit the other day and I came across some bleeding heart garbage about 'saving the polar bears'. "OOOOh global warming is destroying the natural habitat of god's greatest creatures". Polar bears suck, can't you people see that? What the hell do they do for us? NOTHING because they live way the hell up in Antarctica or Canada or something. nobody really knows where they reside. If the polar bears are really in so much trouble of 'going extinct' why don't they just SWIM to the mainland and stop being stupid? furthermore, why cant these 'majestic, intelligent creatures' see that white is a stupid color for a bear. You should think about blue. That would look awesome.

Really, I wouldn't even have any problem with trying to save the polar bears' habitat, except for one simple thing: They lost all credibility when they sold their image to coca-cola. Why don't you premature rugs call up coke and see what they can do for you? Enjoy the soda, you furry bastards. I hope it was worth it.


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude you are fucking awesome!!! i was just telling my girlfriend the same thing the other day!!!

Pepsiwaves7 said...

just saw a commercial on polar bears, and i was thinking "fuck polar bears, this commercial is too fucking long"

Haha, nice rant.

Devon said...

goddammit thank you, why the hell doesnt any1 get upset over the dinosaurs??? haha stupid bears, just move them over to warm climate they will adapt, if not, o well, thats the circle of life, everything must come to an end

Anonymous said...

you just cant trust anything with clear fur

The Blob said...

HEy fuck you, polar bears are fucking awesome. They are the only animal that can kill a whale with one punch.

Anonymous said...

And what would a polar bear do if you went over to say hi?

EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE

That's what

Fuck you polar bastards

Anonymous said...

When habitats in certain ecosystems lose natural predators, sickness, overpopulation, and extinction could result.
overpopulation of one group could have direct results against underpopulated (endangered) groups.
with the loss of polar bears, the seal population could rapidly increase, whipping out the seals prey (certain fish and crustaceans). Eventually, the entire food chain would be fucked. So, Polar bears are kind of important.

Anonymous said...

When habitats in certain ecosystems lose natural predators, sickness, overpopulation, and extinction could result.
overpopulation of one group could have direct results against underpopulated (endangered) groups.
with the loss of polar bears, the seal population could rapidly increase, whipping out the seals prey (certain fish and crustaceans). Eventually, the entire food chain would be fucked. So, polar bears are kind of important.